Interview: Attorney Emma knows that anyone that claims to love their job is lying.

Hater:  What is your job title? Emma: Attorney Hater:  Why do you hate working in general? Emma: Usually it’s the people, clients never satisfied, government never prepared, boss always asking me dumb shit. Ultimately I think we place far too much emphasis on working, and not enough on leisure and genuine happiness. Hater:  What do you … More Interview: Attorney Emma knows that anyone that claims to love their job is lying.

Interview: Dr. Mike has absolutely NO career passions. Unless breaking the rules counts.

I’ve known Mike for years, and I couldn’t wait to interview him so I could dive into his insistence on watching porn at work. He simply doesn’t give a Shit. Now all the pervs out there can feel a little bit better about themselves. You would never think that Mike holds a Ph.D. and has … More Interview: Dr. Mike has absolutely NO career passions. Unless breaking the rules counts.

Interview: David hates all the BS at work, especailly office parties and the idiots who attend them!

I couldn’t be more pleased with David’s views on the worthlessness of all the ridiculous task imposed on us at work. Do David a favor and shut the F*ck up please! Hater:  What is your job title? David: Document Services Supervisor. I know it sounds like I wear khakis but I don’t. Hater: What do you hate … More Interview: David hates all the BS at work, especailly office parties and the idiots who attend them!

Interview: Jeff hates his job because he is better than everyone else.

Jeff suffers from being better than everyone he works with which means constantly making eye contact with mediocrity. Hater: What is your job title? Jeff: Budget Analyst Hater: What do you hate about working in general? Jeff: I don’t hate working in general, I just hate my job. Hater: What do you hate about your … More Interview: Jeff hates his job because he is better than everyone else.

Interview: Maya doesn’t need a yearly evaluation. Just pay her.

Hater: What’s your job? Maya: Installing medical software. Hater: What do you hate about working? Maya: Change control, incompetent people, the mysterious fluff that falls from the ceiling, not having skylights even though we’re on the top floor and totally could. Hater: Who do you want to slap at work and why? Maya: Everyone who has … More Interview: Maya doesn’t need a yearly evaluation. Just pay her.

Work Day Rants: Don’t say good morning to Julie!

People love to send me random text about their everyday work annoyances. This morning Julie decided to vent to me about all the greetings she receives. She hates it. Julie: I absolutely hate how people feel so freaking obligated to acknowledge my presence all the damn time. Enough with all these “hellos, how are you, … More Work Day Rants: Don’t say good morning to Julie!